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slow your horses

woah there Johnny, slow your horses
by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017
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40 on your head

"40 on your head" is an AAVE originating in basketball culture, and is a catchphrase for when an opposing player scores a high number of points on you in a humiliating fashion. It was further popularized during the 2023 NBA playoffs, when a kid in the crowd during a Sacramento Kings/Golden Warriors playoff game was seen on a national broadcast taunting player Steph Curry with the phrase after Kings star De'Aaron Fox had scored almost 40 points on him.
"He has 40. 40 on your head!"
by miscellany April 27, 2023
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yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
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torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
by Androecium February 13, 2014
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Off Your Ear

NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.

1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) Speaks out of term.

b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.

c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)

Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!

2)

Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
by KyanCan April 19, 2010
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Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.
Did you have sex with your hand last night
by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020
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Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 6, 2022
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