Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina

I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.

by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Wet Drip

When your outfit is very fly

"wow that wet drip you've got there is pretty rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

I'm wet

When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER

They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense

by FoxxyTheFox01 January 4, 2024