Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl

Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

Pissed

For some reason, it is a cure word. It means to be angry or TRIGGERED. It also means to become extremely drunk. Like drunk to the tee.

1) Yo, dis dude is pissed. Stop wrecking his car, man.
2) How many drinks did this guy have to get so pissed?

by dead_inside_fag March 2, 2019