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necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.
Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.
by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018
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Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.
by Slewcake November 9, 2019
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Penis mcfrappler

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.
"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.
by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018
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the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.
Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022
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Lovre penis

When something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis" here in Macedonia
see that lil dogs? actually "lovre penis"!
by NicK Guhr March 21, 2020
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Penis Collider

When you are drinking pina colada and drunk to the point where you exposed your sexuality
Yo, did you saw that two dude drinking Penis Collider last night?
by LicenceHK April 23, 2023
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Jaden Penis

The Jaden penis is a big specimen of the family of penises across the country. The short name for a Jaden Penis is "BBC." The best way to use this word is when you are describing a Indians, big, black, cock.
Person 1: "Wow that Jaden penis is super stiff all a sudden!"
Person 2: "I know right! My special female friend Natalie really helped him out!"
by Jaden's Big Special Mom October 28, 2020
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