Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021

old town road

Old town road is a song most known by tik tok but it's whatever

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he has horses - old town road

by Nibbagg2 May 2, 2019

12 year old

1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.

2: A term used as an insult on the internet

1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"

2: "omg ur a 12 year old"

by Everything is already used. July 19, 2022

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

Old

That joke you just told

That joke is old as hell

by Mcbaganon January 9, 2022