John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 5, 2020

john henry holliday

John Henry Holliday is handsome gentleman, sophisticated and highly educated. He lives a simple, yet refined lifestyle.

He is a real man... just like John Henry Holliday.

by J.H.Holliday April 1, 2023

st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

bobby john hannan

your god you pray and hes king of the house and go for roosters in nrl

i prayed to bobby john hannan

by the UbRaN DIctionary September 12, 2019

John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

John Cena Special

You can't see it coming.

You do know about John Cena Special? That's wicked.

by Sosku10 August 17, 2021