Blue Badged

Gay slang meaning that you've been fucked so hard that you've been rendered disabled and now qualify for a disability parking permit or 'blue badge'.

Jesus, Stephen blue badged me so hard last night, I'm in danger of a prolapse.

by rambodora July 3, 2014

Blue marlin

A person who is almost but not a cunt, also known as a dickhead.

Oi, blue marlin

by Nutty nut face June 25, 2014

blue stuff

Stuff

Kevin Ray needs the blue stuff, hook him up

by stonecoldtracey May 6, 2015

China Blue

A powder mixture of heroin and fentanyl, a synthetic painkiller that is 30 to 40 times stronger.

I can't wait for the weekend because i just bought some china blue.

by zackporrini September 22, 2016

Blue Balls

Another word for your testicles being cold.

When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.

by Mr. Survivor February 26, 2020

Social Blue Balls

The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.

Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.

by furie27 August 17, 2010

cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.

We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.

by thatboatguy December 20, 2009