Face cunt

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.

You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!

by yinzer84 August 25, 2016

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

muff-face

One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.

My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha

by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

Eight-face

1. Adj, to be used during an instance of shock or surprise, syn. surprise, shock (in reference to the difference of a normal face :-) and the surprised face 8-) when texting.)
2. Verb, to be used when surprising or scaring someone or something else.

1. "When my roommate scared me I was like, 'Woah! Eight-face!'" -or- "My brother threw me a birthday party and I was so eight-faced!"
2. "Dude, I just eight-faced you so bad." -or- "I'm going to eight-face my sister by replacing her shampoo with ketchup."

by Lis0nline June 19, 2010

Dracula Face

An insult directed towards either a male or a female, that have eaten out a girl during the time of her period.

You're sick dracula face!

A: It tasted like cancer!
B: I bet it did Dracula face!

by Tyson Sinclair November 8, 2008

Diaper Face

If you insult someone this badly you should be sent to jail for 2nd Degree Murder. (WARNING) Only do this to your true enemy, or if you want to wipe them off the face of the Earth.

Stop talking to me, Diaper Face.

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.

Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011