flicking your tit

When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.

Similar to: I’m just joshing around.

Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!

by nojh June 26, 2018

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

by minimegmoan September 25, 2010

Open your dick

A term of slang a woman will tell a man who is bad mouthing her. In a moment of fury when you can’t get the proper words out, “open your dick” is a quick alter to “open your mouth.”

“Open your dick again and I’ll hit you”

“I’m from the North End and if you want to open your dick we can fight about it”

by Cuckolds hockey team May 24, 2018

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012

regulate your genitals

Another way of saying "Calm your tits!"

Richard: Oh my god, Jeffrey is totally hitting on me, ugh.
Fabrizio: In your dreams fam, he's definitely gawking at that absolute Chad behind you.
Richard: Do you not see him, he totally wants to get it on. Look at him, drooling!
Fabrizio: Dude, ya gotta regulate your genitals ma man. Maybe lay off the booze for now.

by zubp August 13, 2020

Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.

"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

by Griff Law April 6, 2015