penis fold

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

by iiv April 16, 2021

penis jacket

actually a fleshlight

Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.

by Y2KX June 25, 2016

Twisted's Penis

A term referring to a certain gigachad's penis that, when used, will get you the win everytime

Just say "Twisted's Penis", it works everytime

by Twistedge Oke March 5, 2022

Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

by TK37246 February 12, 2014

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

Penis Cart

A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.

You’re are such a penis cart

by surgarnipps69 June 21, 2018