national grab dick day

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

by ripcity13 May 25, 2018

national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!

wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!

by kenzie sucks May 26, 2018

National grab ass months

Because all you guys are pussing out we changed it to a grab ass MONTHS from April to June :)

Just walk by and grab his/hers ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !

by Jklmas April 15, 2019

National Hot Shrek Day

It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏

Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG

by HOT SHREK February 23, 2020

National Booty Pic Day

October 24th is national booty pic day. so send ya man a pic sis

“Bro it’s October 24th, , you know what that means” meaning he’s gonna get some national booty pics. she’s sending her man a pic

October 24th is national booty pic day. so send ya man a pic sis

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day!!!

by badbitty69 October 24, 2019

National stupid boy day

National stupid boy day is February 4th. This day means that every boy does some stupid shit that makes people angry

Girl 1: why are all boys doing stupid things today
Girl 2: didn’t you know it was “national stupid boy day”

by Peachsnapple13 February 4, 2020

National hit or miss day

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds

Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro

by Sub2pewdsT-gaysucks69 December 23, 2018