The Reverse Scissor Job (or RSJ) is the sexual act in where 2 bisexual girls scissor themselves, and a guy puts his penis in between and starts rubbing/moving it back and forth, causing not just the guy's arousal, but the other girls arousal too. Is similar to the double tit fuck.
Clyde: My God!
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
Trent: What's wrong?
Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!
Trent: Why?
Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!
Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.
by PlainDarkness September 3, 2013
Get the Reverse Scissor Jobmug. the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
by skin ticket November 8, 2010
Get the Monti Blow-Jobmug. A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
by E Sodywater October 1, 2008
Get the Raptor Jim Jobmug. Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
by bob the idiotic builder August 30, 2009
Get the Banana Blow Jobmug. When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
by syphilis August 26, 2013
Get the Blow Job Weekmug. The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009
Get the Munier Blow Jobmug. They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
by Tambor58 February 26, 2010
Get the Blow Job Trollmug.