Wave Jack

With the rise of Google Wave, the complete free form of communication has allowed people to insert words into other user's posts or to simply prevent them from typing anything coherent. Typically used in a humorous fashion.

Intended phrase: Just the other day, I was going to my grandmother's house.

Me (and User2): Just the other day, I was going to my grandPENNISSS 8==D~~~mother's house.

User3: "Me" you just got wave jacked.

by Straightjack3t October 14, 2009

Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE

"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"

by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022

thug jack

When a more experienced player picks up, often rather easily, the girl you've been working hard to get at. Also applicable when he picks up your girlfriend.

I just got thug jacked, but I'm not gonna hate the game.

by PUA247 January 26, 2011

Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs

Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.

by VelociPhiloso January 11, 2021

Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Jack Passman

Often used as a word to describe Alfa energy or a person of great beauty.

Did you see Chad at the party last night; he was being a total jack passman.

by Jack passman admirer April 27, 2021