Sucks to suck

When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.

Person A: My grandma died yesterday. We were pretty close...
Person B: Sucks to suck lol

by handlenym September 11, 2023

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

National suck dick day

November 7th

November 7th is national suck dick day

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021

on the suck

The active endless vacuum cleaner nefarious maniacal greed: non-stop taking, cheekiness, Epoching of the suck, sucking you up, looking for a sucker, the beginning of the succubus, the big suck,

She came to my house and she was on the suck when she left there was nothing left it was the big stuff I got sucked up she sucked over me.

by 4717 February 24, 2021

Re suck

In poker when both players are all in and the worse player also with a bad hand gets lucky and beats the skilled player with the better hand. But then the player that originally had the best hand improves his hand in a way that beats the other guys lucky hand.

I turned over top two pair and the idiot turned over a 9 high flush draw. Then the lucky donk sucked out on me and hit his flush on the turn, but luckily i Re sucked on him and made a full house on the river, haha serves him right.

by wildturkey69 August 12, 2010