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I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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eating peaches

When you are eating peaches, it means you have a thicc squishy booty.
Timmy’s eating peaches. Trust me, I squashed it.
by imeatingpeaches January 28, 2019
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Big Dogs Gotta Eat To

There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂
by Grim6891 May 12, 2023
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Eat, Pray, Loving

The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”

Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”

Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment
by SomethingThatIsNotInUse June 3, 2023
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Grounded now Pee duvayou
Dot net mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft Dora's Dad: HAHA I GOT UR BUTT NOW TIME TO GET OFF THE PANTS

Dora: *randomly scretches* Pee duvayou nibba bubba dubba boooooooo

Dora's Dad: Pee snobsjbsinnwubsjnnaonwobs you fat slob Dora peehead

Dora: pee pee pee pee pee
Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat
(insert minion here)

RRRR UUUU Y T YYURU U
Gigi Astro

Dandy will go drink a bottle of pesticide

Dora this is burritotototototo Dora: Let's jiggle firey's and coiny's butt

WHAT THE BOOG?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!!Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououuderetches lets go eat
Dora pee duvayou Bejrovbooty see him

Bejroogar

Lonnie Benningfield Junior

The sticky clima

Meghívó

Baja

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MAAAAAAXIIMUUUUM Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

What the boig!?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!! Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, maybe some ARCTIC ANTICs...
Prepare for the ultimate level!!! 1234567890
by Bluetext6572 May 23, 2025
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eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.
Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table
by Awadatsah December 27, 2020
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