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Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
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Wet

When a person is angry and doesn't realize how mad they actually are.
Amber is wet because Victoria's secret does not have her size.
by The Ballhandler April 10, 2016
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Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025
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Wet

Owen is SO wet
by Donkey_Cock_Slayer69 November 8, 2020
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Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024
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wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.
Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024
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wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.
Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.
by CourtingJester February 7, 2025
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