Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Penis fish

Urechis unicinctus. A worm that looks like a penis. They washed up on California at the beginning of 2020. Make sense.

Chad 1: Bro can I have your penis fish
Chad 2: Sure mate, just be sure to give it back though

by Peter stop please September 11, 2020

penis liquidate

like vagina slay but for people without penis

OMG ur soooo penis liquidate

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Penis town

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town

“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”

by Not Garfield August 11, 2023