twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017

comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

just one more

As many more (times, items, etc.) as it takes me to achieve a satisfactory result. This phrase may be repeated an arbitrary number of times.

1)
(guys playing the Helicopter game)
A: Come on, it's my turn!
B: Just one more time...
(game over)
B: Wait, just one more time...
(repeat)

2)
(eating cookies)
Hungry guy: Just one more!
(cookie eaten)
Hungry guy: ok, one more!
(repeat)

by Politizer October 15, 2008

spank the big one

to masturbate...alot

When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one

by cjtjceej July 9, 2006

thumb one out

Slang for a woman masturbating.

Dude, come here and peek through these curtains, you can see Kate thumb one out.

by ron coleman February 25, 2009

hot one in the chamber

suddenly coming to the brink of having a bowel movement with immediate urgency

I quickly ran out of the Board meeting, down the hall to the closest bathroom as I had a hot one in the chamber which couldn't be contained for a second longer.

by C-Dizzle4Shizzle January 12, 2009