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John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015
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John McCain

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"
by animal found toast June 6, 2010
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Olivia Newton John

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!
by Evy4 May 16, 2011
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John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
by CBizzow January 17, 2008
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John McEnroe's Shoes

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!
by Fryer May 25, 2005
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Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed
Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Roni John Farinas

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.
"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"
by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023
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