johns dick

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

John McCain

lol

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"

by animal found toast June 6, 2010

Olivia Newton John

to do something very quickly

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!

by Evy4 May 16, 2011

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John McEnroe's Shoes

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

by Fryer May 25, 2005

John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

bobby john hannan

your god you pray and hes king of the house and go for roosters in nrl

i prayed to bobby john hannan

by the UbRaN DIctionary September 12, 2019