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fat football ass

gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.
"Kevin's got a fat football ass I'd love to fuck the shit outta."
by tshee February 2, 2006
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fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
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Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.
"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
by doc brown August 25, 2009
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Fat Girl Energy

The equivalent of small dick energy. It has nothing to do with one's weight but everything to do with attitude. People with fat girl energy have a tendency to put others down in an attempt to elevate themselves, often disregarding the emotional effect it has on the person they are targeting. They come off as cocky with very little to back it up
Hannah keeps insulting her friends behind their backs for not making as much as them. That's some fat girl energy.
by EqualOpSpecialist March 14, 2023
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Alpha fat guy

The guy at a conventions that is so fat that it makes all the other fat guys feel pretty good about themselves.
Scott Kurtz @PAXE: "I mean, I'm fat, but there are some fucking fat people here. I think Khoo hired some sort of alpha fat guy to sit in the corner and make me feel good about myself. He just sits there and keeps eating soup, he's too tired to chew anything at this point, and he keeps making noises and begging to leave but Khoo won't let him."
by Crimsonkage March 29, 2010
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Fat Ho On a Bike

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

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A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.
Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

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OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public
by E Dub705 January 17, 2008
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Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
by D Bills October 9, 2007
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