Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”

by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024

Parked

A person who got beat up, or beat up badly.

“Bitch you got parked”

“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”

“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”

by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

green hill park

A park and/or campground in Worcester Massachusetts that hosted locobaazoka from 1996 to 2007 by waaf a local butt rock station in Boston. This is known for waaf tv censoring slipknots song surfacing and the before/after interview.

Slipknot interview on waaf @ locobaazoka 9/19/1999 green hill park

Worcester ma

by Nascarfan2007 April 23, 2023

Park Geun-hye

The very first President of Repulic of Korea to have politiaclly divided peoples of Korea become an unified nation. (This is not a complement)

Person 1 : We are the world
Person 2: That's totally true. We Park Geun-hye that!

Random Person walking : President Trump is the U.S.'s Park Geunhye!

by ㅎㄴㅇㄴㅁㅇㄻㄴㅇㅁㄴㅇㄴㅁㅇ2132123ㅇㄴㄹ February 21, 2017