penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.

Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.

by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021

penis valve

The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water

Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve

by Waffles magoo September 4, 2016

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

by chicken launcher February 21, 2023

penis overload

A penis overload is when you clog up your urethra with your hot, sticky semen

i heard blake wanking to meatspin and doing a penis overload

by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018

Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021