John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.

"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"

by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015

John McCain

lol

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"

by animal found toast June 6, 2010

Olivia Newton John

to do something very quickly

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!

by Evy4 May 16, 2011

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John McEnroe's Shoes

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

by Fryer May 25, 2005

za off the johns

getting pizza from papa johns when youre high as fuck

“i just order some za off the johns”

by That.Crazy.BIsexual March 13, 2022

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022