School house rocking

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.

I was School House Rocking this chick last night.

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

Kick rocks to hell

A polite way to tell some one to “Eat shit as they die”

I hope you kick rocks to hell for totaling my late uncle’s 65 Chevy.

by Night-stix May 19, 2022

Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.

by Phlavor January 12, 2023

Comedy Rock Revival

The musical movement beginning in mid-2006 in which many comical musicians started gaining popularity. The re-emergence of "Weird Al" Yankovic showed the first signs and other artist such as Bo Burnham and The Lonely Island also pioneered this movment.

Note: This genre is a continuation of the original comedy rock rock movement, also started by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Note: Comedy rock is NOT referring to rock music that is humorous. The "rock" part does not necessarily mean that the music is rock.

The Comedy Rock Revival was one of the best movements in music history!

by Kirwan April 3, 2009

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018