shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

by bull70 April 25, 2010

art monkey

whoring draftsman

Look at that art monkey make magic with a pencil!

by bats June 6, 2003

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage

Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.

by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

Brass Monkey

you give someone a brass monkey when your hands are cold from either dipping them in ice water or holding a cold beer and then cup their genitalia in your freezing palms.

i totally snuck up behind tom and gave him a brass monkey after holding that cold one all night

by luckyfemur May 18, 2009

Monkey Dunk

To get body slammed, basically you got your ass beat.

"Do Dirty" monkey dunked "Busta" on his head when they were fighting.

by cfetta October 9, 2007