legit-o-mite

A word used to express extreme badassery, maturity, sexiness and on occasion, holy penis size. Often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.

CASE A
Person 1: Did you just have sex with three girls while playing YYZ by Rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking Mike Tyson's ass?
Person 2: Suredizzle.
Person1: Legit-o-mite!

CASE B
Girl: Oh my gosh! He has a 9 inch penis! And it glows! It is so legit-o-mite!

by King of FUPA December 14, 2010

S. O. Fucking L.

Shit Out Of Fucking Luck
1.To have luck so bad, you think you have no luck at all.

"Man, I can't believe the car borke down on the freeway."
"Yeah, I know. We're Just S.O.Fucking L."

by Carole Goodhue July 26, 2005

ass crack o' dawn

The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."

"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."

Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.

by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006

bub o lub bub

A redneck that has no clue about anything or life. Just a point less living being.

While driving through Polk County I saw tons of bub o lub bub's.

by StuntasticAudi September 20, 2006

D-O-Double-Gizzle

Spells dogizzlegizzle

You m runnin gizzle

by doh-jiz-ul-jiz-ul November 8, 2003

jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

I Hizzy O P

A variant on "International House of Pancakes".

See also hizzy and waffle hizzy.

My bizzle be at the I Hizzy O P, fo' shizzle.

by Rubb Dubb May 8, 2003