Fat Bottomed Girls

According to Freddy Mercury of the famous rock band Queen, they make the rocking world go round.

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

by Andrew E B October 12, 2009

Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.

These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!

by Darker June 9, 2011

Fat Phoebe Party

A type of party derived from the book Private by Kate Brian. A fat phoebe party is a party thrown by a friend for a friend when they are depressed. In this girls only party, chocolates, sweets, and champagne will be consumed.

Friend 1: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Friend 2: What? That JERK! It's okay, we can throw a fat phoebe party. Get out the cake and champagne, and spill girl, you have lots to talk about.

by cakecookiescream June 29, 2010

big fat slut

Obese woman/man Who likes to fuck A lot.

Last night i fucked this big fat slut with a whiskey bottle and it wasn't the skinny end.

by Rumblefish October 15, 2007

Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.

Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'

by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009

Freak Show Fat

Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.

You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.

Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.

"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."

by Chauncy M. April 22, 2010

stupid fat face

A face defined by it's fatness and relative stupidity to the brain located directly behind it.

Chris Leicht has a stupid fat face.

by hambonebassass January 6, 2009