saggy penis

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

by big boy ross May 22, 2019

bulgarian penis

Common greet in Bulgaria for tourists.

You ( the tourist ) Hey how has ur day been going Bulgarian penis.
Them : Good thanks

by Garuuu October 22, 2019

Penis wrangler

A woman twisting Turing and biting your penis

Yeah she’s a total penis wrangler I low key love it though

by Single lover 1793 May 23, 2020

Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

Zebra penis

A term that is used for Hentai, when a penis is censored with black stripes.

This zebra penis ruins this hentai!

by VirginTurtle May 18, 2020