cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

earn my nines

doing something that makes you a man, putting two 9's together one backwards and one normal, makes a penis and balls

kid 1- "shit man, hes gonna kick my ass."

kid 2- "naw son, ill kill him. time for me to earn my nines."

by nine five October 20, 2009

oh my goodness

BadBoyHalo's favorite phrase. Often used right after Skeppy does something stupid.

BBH: OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP PUTTING LAVA EVERYWHERE

by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019

orgy in my mouth

a food so good it is like an orgy in your mouth. popularized by stewie griffin.

me: oh this is like an orgy in my mouth!

by A000032138916 April 16, 2006

My Sister

A FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH ASS. GIRL CAN WEITE FUCKING WORDS WHILE AT THE AGE OF 9. THIS GIRL IS FUCKING RETARDED

Hey, My sister is a bitch

I agree

by V1NCE IS NOT A PUSSY August 9, 2022

My dog

Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.

Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

bust my balls

when a coworker keeps nagging you and giving u shit

kenny why you gotta bust my balls ill get the work done...*mumbles*asshole

by Bang your dead September 3, 2006