Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

It is a dictionary. They're all defined by other random humans on this earth.

There are two types of definers: The troll, or the non-troll ( I couldn't think of anything else)

The troll: They make definitions seem more interesting and a bit more humorous. Sometimes people just don't understand that they're joking and seriously think that blumpkin is getting your cock sucked. Blumpkin is isn't even a real fucking word.

The non-troll: Makes real definitions of actual words that exist. Even though my mental age is five, and my attention span is the same as a 3 year old, I would prefer serious definitions than people creating new words that reference sex.

Do you really need an example? You're on Urban Dictionary literally right now.

by habhhahhahahahahahah July 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The only place where everyone can mistake the word “Dictionary” for the word “Dictator”.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by SuperMarioBro7890 July 7, 2024

Dictionary Dictator

A ruthless ruler who seeks the finest literary practices with the use of a holy relic called "The Dictionary".

I'm so tired of college please leave me alone. DICTIONARY DICTATOR

by Bearly Making It Mercer. Inc October 15, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Somewhere that you can find printed mugs and random definition of random words
For some reason some of the explanations are a little...suspicious...

A: I want to buy a mug!
B: Just go to Urban Dictionary! They sell a lot of mugs there

by _Snowdrop_ September 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Bullshit lies

Urban Dictionary makes up words by antisemites and anti-zionists and promotes hatred!

by anonymous January 10, 2024

Urban dictionary

The website where every normal word for some reason has something to do with jizzing, cumming, or semen

Example on Urban dictionary: The word hi means greeting someone and afterwards jizzing on the floor or something idk

by thotbegone69 March 11, 2021