Fun bags

Boobs, breasts, or tits on an older woman or cougar

David: Did you see Mrs. Lennon's fun bags?

Sarah: How can I not?

by Ejp2000 November 11, 2014

bag watch

When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.

Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."

Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."

Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".

by orphanmaker August 23, 2011

douche bag

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011

Bag Hag

Same as Bag Whore, Chickenhead, ect. Except it's probably my ex wife.

Man I cant believe Kristen turned into such a fucking Bag Hag. She fucked that guys dog for a fix.

by Captain Bangyermomma February 11, 2020

Bag lag

When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh

"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."

by cubcan January 5, 2015

Bag Rot

Bag rot is the term used for the sweat that collects on a male's genitalia when he hasn't showered. It

creates a distinct, overpowering, repugnant smell that differs from normal body odor.

"Dude- take a shower once in a while.. I can smell the bag rot from here!"

by LuckyCharlie April 3, 2009

Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017