penis jelly

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019

pussy penis

When your clit is so big it looks like a dick

girl1: damn girl ur pussy penis big af lemme suck on it
girl2: AYeeeee im finna give my bf dis shit his name is Nathan Paul Porter

by ljhwfeaburghfbubvsdr March 15, 2017

penis clam

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand

Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.

by Caramel22 September 12, 2021

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020