The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012

Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

San Francisco fake-o

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.

Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.

by douglassss December 16, 2007

sack o duck vaginas

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground

he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!

by chuckdaddy February 17, 2008

dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

mark o higgins

A person who inserts a large glass jar into his anus, procceds to break said jar and then pick the shards of broken glass out of his anus.

See that chap? He's Mark O Higgins

by -Jim Darcy November 1, 2013

camp-o-rony

a camp that adults go to and have fun

Hey family lets go to camp-o-rony

by Ashley Boehley February 25, 2008