Fat Screen Tv

a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart

Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.

by McRitchie September 30, 2009

skinny-fat hibou

A name given to a friend who is skinny fat - meaning skinny, but eats a lot of junk food all the time but is still somehow skinny. These people also tend to have very large eyes, hence the hibou (owl) part (They usually grow their bangs really long to hide them though).

These people usually have wild mood swings and may seem to disappear suddenly around 7pm on certain nights to secretly go to their AA meetings. These kinds of people also usually have a pepto bismol in handy in case of nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and/or diarrhea! (Especially at Amusement Parks and hectic rides like the Thunder Run)
These people are also lanky.

See jercer

jercer: I JUST ATE A TIGER BROWNIE!!
dani: whoa fatty it's 10:14pm how are u skinny?
jercer: im what you might call a skinny-fat hibou

by radsda1withunevenbrows January 19, 2011

Fat bitch smokin'

The epitome of awesomeness.

Damn son... That car is fat bitch smokin'!

by BDDFC October 20, 2008

fat bitch flat

A woman who only has tits due to her large size.

"yeah she cute but she's fat bitch flat"

by Hamatio October 16, 2017

lil fat kid

just a term for a kid who is fat

you are a lil fat kid. i fucked your mother.

by Cooter the Kid November 27, 2003

u r fat

Singularly the best insult committed to text message

Hi Michelle, this is emmett, haven't seen you in a while. Can we come round yours for drinks later? u r fat

by doc emmett January 7, 2007

mariah fat

extremely fat eats mcdonalds every morning!

bro that girl is so mariah fat!!

by usmarines October 18, 2012