Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

by magnoliak February 26, 2011

Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.

Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!

by abbott_j May 18, 2010

red-eye to jawmaica

another term for a flight to boston only this time its a red-eye to jawmaica aka some great fellatio from a female

britney from rimpau gave me a flight to boston last night , tonight im a let anaheim chocolate give me a red-eye to jawmaica

by flintheart glomgold December 9, 2010

pull a u-ey

a u-turn (usually in places you shouldn't)

I pulled a u-ey because the train blocked my route.
You can't pull a u-ey in a school zone.

by buggybaby11 November 10, 2011

eyes never lie

There is truth in the eyes; one can not lie and look another in the eyes without discomfort

I always wondered why matt closed his eyes when I asked him any questions that required the truth; oh, that's right, the eyes never lie

by bananatoasted May 25, 2013

pink eye party

A sociable event where everyone participates in the passing of pink eye

Yo Nigga Lets Head Straight To A Pink Eye Party..Thats Shits Crackin

by dasdfasdf January 6, 2008