pretentious cunt

Someone who believes and act like they re better than most people and usually have forgetton where their roots lie

His dad's a pretentious cunt

by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

throbing cunt

Cunt that is aching for some cock/pussy

After watching that porno I got a throbing cunt

by Sally under pants May 5, 2018

cunt dykula

a lesbian foul mouthed cabbie who drinks the koolaid of her passengers.

cunt dykula drove us home tonight, she was gullible.

by BF skin-her box November 15, 2009

cunt cootie

pubic lice - also known as crabs. Blood-sucking, parasitic insects found primarily in the genitalia of humans. They are found world-wide and are quite happy to infect all races, creeds, colors, and social statuses through sexual transmission. They do not discriminate.

I can NOT believe she did that! Emilie is such a giant, smelly, crusty cunt cootie...

by woodspussy November 16, 2011

Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

cunt finder

1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;

2. (n.) A pimp;

3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.

1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.

2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.

3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.

by Rob Porter November 26, 2007