Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009

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skinny-fat hibou

A name given to a friend who is skinny fat - meaning skinny, but eats a lot of junk food all the time but is still somehow skinny. These people also tend to have very large eyes, hence the hibou (owl) part (They usually grow their bangs really long to hide them though).

These people usually have wild mood swings and may seem to disappear suddenly around 7pm on certain nights to secretly go to their AA meetings. These kinds of people also usually have a pepto bismol in handy in case of nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and/or diarrhea! (Especially at Amusement Parks and hectic rides like the Thunder Run)
These people are also lanky.

See jercer

jercer: I JUST ATE A TIGER BROWNIE!!
dani: whoa fatty it's 10:14pm how are u skinny?
jercer: im what you might call a skinny-fat hibou

by radsda1withunevenbrows January 19, 2011

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