Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

Fart Sucker

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.

Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.

by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019

Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.

That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.

by Pakiko January 27, 2010

Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.

Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.

by dai the thottie June 6, 2015

bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.

Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020