scob your knob

Rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm. see also Nuggie.

If you dont shut up I'll scob your knob.

by J. Burke January 17, 2008

spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

by gnag bang May 21, 2016

Rub It On Your Chest

Another way of saying "whatever" if someone says something you dont care much to hear.

Person 1: I think you should apologize for what you said....
Person 2: Rub it on your chest.

by Adiktd May 27, 2007

Zombie on your lawn

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort

Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

by Blob the Gamer January 4, 2021

Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

Out of your way

To do more than necessary.

Stephanie: “Where did you go babe?”
Sam: “I was just helping just moving some of the neighbor’s furniture.”
Stephanie: “Aw, you didn’t have to go out of your way in helping my friend Sarah move her furnture.”

by wROnGER June 20, 2019

Pull Your Pin

Slang expression for male masterbation. Commonly heard in Eastern Canada.

You'll be so busy while visiting Ottawa, you won't even have time to pull your pin!

by Srini Balasubrian April 4, 2009