Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.

Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!

by Buck Bob March 21, 2010

douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

ho bags

a group of horney sluts,

dude, i just fucked 9 ho bags

by screwster May 14, 2005

Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.

Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.

by John Bondage January 8, 2015

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.

I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.

by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019

Thirst Bag

A person particularly a female gold digger who only acknowledges a man with a secured money bag

Girl: He got a car
Homegirl: But girl is it a Benz?
Thirst Bagger is a female who has high maintenance but lives on welfare and only pursue men that exchange money for gifts.

by YoungTee May 1, 2021

Bean bag

a Mexican person that fits all of the stereotypes of a Beaner

Roberto always talks about how much money he makes, that's why i don't fuck with that Bean bag

by saltyassbeanbag December 18, 2017