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One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite
Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.
by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021
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Mette the amazing one

by I love mette December 30, 2019
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whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...
by commissio November 12, 2015
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one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again
WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger
by Rico no suave July 12, 2015
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das a good one

damnn pachh das a good one!
by apnq December 7, 2010
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Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).
I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.
by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014
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double one's milt

to cum inside a pussy twice, without withdrawing between orgams
My girl rides a cock so good she candouble one's milt.
by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009
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