secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

Giving us life

To give something or someone life means to give it or them energy, validity or significance.

"Girl, she is giving us LIFE with that outfit" or "What you just said was so shady, I will NOT give it life"

by MaiyLove November 23, 2013

way to suck at life!

a nother way of saying you suck or something like that

A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"

by stan n May 4, 2005

the chronicles of life and death

One of the best cd's in the world, from the awesome rock band "Good Charlotte."

I love Good Charlotte's new cd, "The Chronicles of Life and Death"!!!

by billys_riot_gurl April 16, 2005

meaning of life

to have more orgasms than any creature in existance
rule the earth with your dominent genitalia you foolz

lets explore the meaning of life!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

life, the universe, and everything

The question that pan-dimensional space-beings asked the computer Deep Thought in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The computer took millions of years and came up with the answer 42. Life, the universe, and everything is also a noob board on GameFAQs that idiots post bad pr0n websies to (I hate GameFAQs).

Dude: Why the fjsk is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?

by Tiko March 20, 2004

One-life-stand

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.

Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.

by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010