Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

Wet

Wet Is used in the DMV,D.C. Region

In the streets as a compliment Towards objects,

Or anything that's considered desirable.

1.) Them Jordan's that just came out wet .
2.) That new car cuz just brought wet as shit.

by Royal L aka dmvshawtyonthebeat September 30, 2020

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

strawberry wet Wanda

putting your finger inside of a bloody vagina and putting it in somebody's ear

after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda

by lirpaydoc March 25, 2022

it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021