crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 17, 2008

Through the box wheelie

When you wheelie a sportsbike and change gear with it up...

I was on the R1 I clutched it up at about 60 mph then took it through the gearbox. IE: Through the box wheelie

by M King August 5, 2010

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut

Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box

by Fridays1 February 24, 2017

crowding my box

recieving too many emails from the same person. thereby crowding your inbox with all their messages so as to not be able to see other emails.

"quit crowding my box, I got the message the first time!"

by rondidondi August 26, 2007

Jacksonville jack in a box

You are recieving a rim job when you shart in the rimer's mouth with great force

Hey man, last night i gave her the Jacksonville jack in a box and she loved it.

by Spawj May 20, 2014

georgia juice box

When you piss into a vagina and fuck it. Counterpart to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!

by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017