detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Skinny-fat people

Indivuduals who appear to have a slim physique, however, they're body is composed of little to no muscle. Individuals who fall into this description often brag about thier slim body, but are hesitant to perform any athletic activities. They often eat frequently and are characterized by laziness, but thanks to thier abnormally high metabolism they are able to maintain a slender physique.

OMG so like john tried to give me like a piggy back the other day and he like couldn't even pick me up!

Wow, skinny-fat people...

Ugh, like shut up-uh!

by silybily68I August 17, 2010

Old Horse Fat

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html

"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Pull a Fat Nat

1) The action of removing a wall post on Facebook from your own wall written by someone else about you when it happens to be embarrassing for you.

2) The action of removing a wall post on Facebook written by someone else about you when you don't have a comeback for it.

Fat Nat: (writes a stupid status)
Legend: (comments on the status and disses her)
3rd person: hahaha! Legend that's jokes but also mean
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Legend: Marmz she deleted my post wtf!!!
Marmz: Ya I knew she was gonna pull a Fat Nat!!

by MTL Legend January 21, 2010

Fat American Bitch

1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.

2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own

Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?

by SpleenaDarling December 25, 2010

Fat Sack of Shit

Dan

That fat sack of shit just plays videogames all game long.

by beanerinotaco34 January 29, 2009

Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009