jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye

That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.

by Recci91 September 13, 2011

Red Eye Gravy

A colloquial expression for an onset case of explosive diarrhea.

Don't in that bathroom brooooh. That stool has red eye gravy all over. Someone spattered it up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

throw-up-ey

The state of constantly feeling like you're about to throw up, commonly related to drinking, too much fun having, and being over-served at a local tavern

Courtney and Joe drank cherry bombs, jager bombs, and whiffle ball bats full of domestic beer while playing Louisville Chugger all day Saturday, causing them to be throw-up-ey all day Sunday Funday.

by Bazooka Joe #1 June 23, 2009

evil one eye

After you donkeypunch someone they will more than likely look back at your sternly, however you will only see one of their eyes, but you can still tell they are looking stern. This in essence is the evil one eye.

"I donkeypunch'ed your mom last night and she gave me the evil one eye."

by rick james' ghost September 8, 2004

golden eye

defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.

Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.

Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.

by Devastated Dave August 5, 2006

Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008

all-seeing eye

1) A god-like eye that sees all and knows all, i.e. Big Brother.

2) The Eye of Sauron or the Eye of Providence, used derisively as a symbol of domestic surveillance, government conspiracy, or total information awareness.

Spotting the security camera domes, I felt the all-seeing eye looking at me.

by Man Machine January 1, 2009