cock trader

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

Box of cocks

A box that alexia keeps under her bed because her boyfriends penis is so small and unsatisfying she has to use me or that box to pleasure herself

ALEXIA should go choke on that box of cocks she keeps under the bed.

by T1K3232 March 24, 2020

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

cock-feaster

A cock-feaster is someone who loves sucking the cock very much, almost like its there hobby.

"Shut ur fucking mouth you scunt cock-feaster" said Joey DiSalvo.

by Curran July 18, 2004

twatter cock

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions

Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area

by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.

Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.

by Hifoe December 5, 2017