Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

Skinny-fat people

Indivuduals who appear to have a slim physique, however, they're body is composed of little to no muscle. Individuals who fall into this description often brag about thier slim body, but are hesitant to perform any athletic activities. They often eat frequently and are characterized by laziness, but thanks to thier abnormally high metabolism they are able to maintain a slender physique.

OMG so like john tried to give me like a piggy back the other day and he like couldn't even pick me up!

Wow, skinny-fat people...

Ugh, like shut up-uh!

by silybily68I August 17, 2010

Fat American Bitch

1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.

2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own

Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?

by SpleenaDarling December 25, 2010

Pull a Fat Nat

1) The action of removing a wall post on Facebook from your own wall written by someone else about you when it happens to be embarrassing for you.

2) The action of removing a wall post on Facebook written by someone else about you when you don't have a comeback for it.

Fat Nat: (writes a stupid status)
Legend: (comments on the status and disses her)
3rd person: hahaha! Legend that's jokes but also mean
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Legend: Marmz she deleted my post wtf!!!
Marmz: Ya I knew she was gonna pull a Fat Nat!!

by MTL Legend January 21, 2010

Old Horse Fat

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html

"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by patricksmith January 26, 2009

Fat Sack of Shit

Dan

That fat sack of shit just plays videogames all game long.

by beanerinotaco34 January 29, 2009

Fat Screen Tv

a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart

Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.

by McRitchie September 30, 2009