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Munchie farts

When one smoke's copious amounts of weed, gets the muchies and eats an insane amount of food and farts a lot the next day as a result.
Dude 1: Man, last night when we where fried i got 4 burgers at mc donalds, now im havin the best "muchie farts" *spreads legs and farts*

Dude 2: dude, i ate a half dozen doughnuts, my "munchie farts" are legendary *squats and farts*
by MUG KNUCKLES September 30, 2012
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Mushroom Fart

A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.
1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?

2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
by Kearemme August 16, 2014
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fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.
Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.
by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016
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Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.
Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.
by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020
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Fart Name

A fart name is an old person name, usually that some kid gets stuck with.

Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.
Kid: What's your name???
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!
by jmplops October 5, 2010
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fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc
i just sent jesse fart mail
by dan5000 May 20, 2015
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fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.
"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."
by Spartacusss March 2, 2010
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